/** Shopify CDN: Minification failed

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**/
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
  <meta charset="UTF-8">
  <title>PRETTY GIRLS SCARE ME!!!</title>

  <style>
    /* 90s global chaos */
    body {
      margin: 0;
      padding: 0;
      background-image: url("https://media.giphy.com/media/3ornjXbo3cjqh2BIyY/giphy.gif"); /* swap to your own tiled gif */
      background-repeat: repeat;
      font-family: "Comic Sans MS", "Comic Sans", cursive;
      color: #00ff00;
      cursor: crosshair;
    }

    a {
      color: #ffff00;
      text-decoration: underline;
    }

    a:hover {
      color: #ff00ff;
      background: #0000ff;
      text-decoration: blink;
    }

    /* Page frame */
    .page-wrap {
      width: 960px;
      margin: 0 auto;
      border: 5px double #ff00ff;
      background: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8);
      box-shadow: 0 0 30px #ff00ff;
    }

    .page-inner {
      padding: 10px;
    }

    /* Header */
    .header {
      text-align: center;
      padding: 10px 0;
      background: linear-gradient(90deg, #ff0000, #ffff00, #00ff00, #00ffff, #0000ff, #ff00ff);
      border-bottom: 5px dotted #ffffff;
      animation: header-sheen 4s linear infinite;
    }

    @keyframes header-sheen {
      0%   { filter: hue-rotate(0deg);   }
      100% { filter: hue-rotate(360deg); }
    }

    .site-title {
      font-size: 52px;
      color: #ffffff;
      text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #000000, -3px -3px 0 #ff00ff;
      letter-spacing: 4px;
    }

    .tagline {
      font-size: 18px;
      color: #ffff00;
      text-transform: uppercase;
    }

    .marquee-bar {
      margin-top: 6px;
      border-top: 2px solid #ffffff;
      border-bottom: 2px solid #ffffff;
      background: repeating-linear-gradient(45deg, #000, #000 5px, #333 5px, #333 10px);
      padding: 4px 0;
    }

    .marquee-text {
      font-size: 14px;
      color: #00ff00;
    }

    /* Layout table like a true 90s dev */
    .layout-table {
      width: 100%;
      border-collapse: collapse;
    }

    .layout-table td {
      vertical-align: top;
    }

    .sidebar {
      width: 220px;
      border-right: 3px ridge #ffffff;
      background: #000033;
    }

    .main-content {
